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Why Am I A Wanker? (By Dave Hebrew) |
Hi! I'm Dave Hebrew and I think that I am a really good page hacker, even though this is the only ever site I have managed to hack into. You see, this was an ordinary, unfinished site, but I decided it would be really exciting to spend 5 weeks trying to hack into it. The reason I do this is because I get extremely turned on by sitting alone in my room all day trying to hack into a completely unknown web-site and spreadign pictures of those hunks- David Schwimmer, Matt Le Blanc and Matthew Perry all over it so that other gay men, like myself, can wank over them. | ||||||||||||||||
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The site that was here was a completely unfinished one, created in about 10 minutes. Because we are not like DAVE- we have other things to do in our spare time, it was left unfinished. Oh, and by the way, it had a couple of spelling mistakes. We're both very, very, very, very, very sorry. No REALLY we are. | WHAT WAS HERE | ||||||||||||||||
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| ANOTHER WORD FROM DAVE |
I'm sorry for slagging off your site and I hope you can repair it. I mean when I saw you could have pictures of THEM I just couldn't help but put them on your site and wank. I hope you can forgive me. I'm begging you. Cheerio, from Dave Hebrew! Now I'm off for a Wank | ||||||||||||||||
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